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Minor Edits. ME. Bask in my glory as I assume my righteous place as your supreme overlord.

Questions

Q1: What do you hope to accomplish as an administrator?

Hope is for the weak. I will strike fear in the hearts of those that dare edit the perfection that is the UESP.

Q2: What do you see as the UESP's main challenges in the near future?

Moving dissenters into the camps.

Q3: How do you interpret the balance between enforcing policies and being innovative when policies prove to be problematic?

I am bound by neither policy nor reason. The genius of my being cannot be restrained by the past or the illusion that there is a moral authority greater than or equal to myself.

Q4: Under what circumstances would you block an editor who has never received a warning?

Blocks will be the rule under my regime. The right to participate here must be earned by performing feats of valor. You shall all go find the nearest cave and defeat the bandits within; those who survive may then have the privilege of paying me monthly tithes to edit the site.

Q5: What other wiki-related activities do you perform that people might not know about?

Using the power of my mind, I am hypnotizing Daveh into legally acknowledging me as owner.

Q6: What action will you take if you see another administrator perform an action that you completely disagree with? When you strongly oppose something, how do you plan to express your feelings while remaining as open as possible?

Other administrators will have to pledge their allegiance to me and my will. Those who comply may be offered a place in the Master Plan. All subjects shall do my bidding; those that do not, or fail to carry out my wishes, shall know true and abject horror.

You now have permission to weep at the beauty of my words, ye Fools of April. Minor Edits^{Threats•Evidence} 17:05, 1 April 2012 (UTC)