Oblivion:The Lusty Argonian Maid

Book Information The Lusty Argonian Maid
ID	00078562
See Also	Lore version
	10		1.0
Writer	Mark Nelson
Locations
Found in the following locations: Heinrich Oaken-Hull's House in Anvil Southern Books in Leyawiin Gweden Farm Basement The Sea Tub Clarabella in Anvil (inside Captain Patneim's Chest) Three NPCs have a copy in their inventories: Augusta Calidia, Gaston Tussaud, and Ocheeva Dunroot Burrow, Sanctum of Decadence SI Outside in Bliss SI Near the Dark Minion's bed in Vile Lair TD Under the Forgemaster's bed in Sundercliff Mines MR

The Lusty Argonian Maid

by Crassius Curio

A short excerpt from Crassius Curio's bawdy play

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ACT IV, SCENE III, CONTINUED

Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III