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Gnawed Book
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Gnawed Book
A book of goblin poetry.


(Poems written in a clumsy handwriting, with a sharp sliver, here and there with a claw. On the corner of the title page it is signed: "Zhrygg")


Hungry goblin - he's capable To eat what people are not given. There are no garbage cans anywhere in the forest! After all, a goblin is a forest orderly.


Bosmer lives in a tree. In the tree he is like in a tower. If you think about it, he's crazy. Goblin is another matter! It splashes boldly in the swamp! But nobody dares Say to the goblin: "Woodpecker!"


Suppose a random duck sat down in a swamp ... Take your time, brave goblin. Sit down, rest, smile. Let her get used to you. To your songs and jokes. Let her swim closer And in you go with a cudgel!


The goblin loves to smile! Goblin is generally funny! He's in a good mood, He is all fluffy in his soul! But they don't understand him And they are buried fearfully, And they hide in their holes. Well, so pathetic!

You are walking through the woods. You will smile, say, at an elf - Elf's personality turns pale And grabs the bow You smile at him - He squeals and runs away, Leaving his boots as he goes, Knife, basket and pants.

Surprised, you shrug your shoulders. You smile at the frog - And the frog will scream wildly, Quietly collapsing belly up. You will pick it up and eat it, of course, So that the good does not go to waste ... Before the frog had time to recover!!!!


So you have to smile! But not at everyone. Think. Remember, goblin, if you meet A bear in your native forest, Attack him quickly - The bear grabs the heart But if you kill it right there ... You can drag it to the camp !!!!


Early in the morning you will come to the swamp Admiring water lilies - Not a soul is around for some reason, And the dawn gives off a chill. There is sadness in your heart, but you don't know the reasons ... For some reason, reeds in silver ... No water lilies ... And suddenly you remember: Ugh, damn it! Winter has come!


Oh women! You bring them a Bear carcass as a gift (you would have eaten it yourself!), She will answer you casually: "Oh, no, I want beads!"

Have gone on a foray. Offended elfa. I almost died, but I got it all. You bring beads to your beloved - She answered: "Where is the bear?"


The bunny sits under a bush. Shmyak !!! And there's really nothing to eat ... Why a club ?.


It seems to be a trifle - a frog ... And ten? And twenty? And thirty? Here's lunch!


An old trunk is covered with polypores. Should I take it to the shaman? If he doesn’t eat it, it will smoke…


I saw how they washed in the lake Senior wives of the leader. It would be better not to have seen ...


Butterflies circle beautifully. But there is no meat in them. I don't like it. Where's the larva!


If a hedgehog is slipped into the shaman's bed - I wonder what he will turn it into?


Song

Once I went on a long journey Goblin, hey-ho! I wanted to walk a little bit, Wo, damn it, hey-ho! Let it be far from the swamp, Wo, damn it, hey-ho! Runs through the forest easily Goblin, hey-ho! I took Dubina with me, of course, Goblin, hey-ho! Walking through the forest so slowly, Wo, damn it, hey-ho! A forest wolf meets me Wo, damn it, hey-ho! I saw him and swelled Goblin, hey-ho! The wolf wanted to run away. Wo, damn it, hey-ho! I caught up with him and immediately ate him Goblin, hey-ho!

So I walked and walked through the forest Goblin, hey-ho! Everything was very good, Wo, damn it, hey-ho!

Then I climbed a tree Goblin, hey-ho! (I had an interest in this) Wo, damn it, hey-ho! I wanted to gut the nest Goblin, hey-ho! The branch broke, as luck would have it, Wo, damn it, hey-ho! And immediately fell from the tree Goblin, hey-ho! A porcupine lived under the tree. Wo, damn it, hey-ho! Out of anger he immediately became brutal Goblin, hey ho ! I ate it with a porcupine skin. Wo, damn it, hey-ho!

So I walked and walked through the forest Goblin, hey-ho! Everything was very good, Wo, damn it, hey-ho!

Satisfied I walked through the forest Goblin, hey-ho! But a sensitive nose called me. Wo, damn it, hey-ho! I came to dinner at the camp Goblin, hey-ho! Lunch is good! Wo, damn it, hey-ho!